Flowery Sandwich

My boss came to my table to say good morning, and he saw how I've eaten my sandwich... ie... I've biten off the crust... and u can see my mouth marks forming a flower shape around what's left of the sandwich... n I was trying to equally bite off each side of the sandwich with 3 bites... so there is a rather 'consistent' shape...

And I tried to explain to him in my longwinded manner cos he ask me how I got my sandwich into this shape... I thik he thought I used a cutter...

Then he stand there and can't stop laughing...

And I feel like an idiot.