星期三, 3月 15, 2006

Huini is Vain

Yesterday. I went for an iinterview at some IT coy. The moment I finished the interview, I left the building and walked to the busstop along the mainroad (we are looking at 200m max!) then I called the agent... who is a friend's friend... and I have met her before so we are rather ok... tell her how it went.

And she went 'Huini!!!!! wat happened to you?!?!? The client called already to complain about u!!!!"

I was rather shocked cos I thot I was very obedient and didn't even get angry tho they were late for 20+min!!

Me: Huh?!?! Complain abt wat?!? They late I also never say anything already! And the mktg mgr face so black the moment she appeared, I think is she herself got prob la!

Agent: They say that altho they found your qualifications and experience to be very suitable for their needs, they are unable to take you cos (READ THIS!!!!!) YOU ARE TOO VAIN!!!!!!!!!

Hey hey hey!!!!! Anyone wanna comment anot?!??! And i tell u i was wearing a SHIRT and LONG PANTS ok!!!!!!!!!! and black earstuds... no necklaces.. ok got a charm bracelet... and an armani leather watch that commoners really cant tell its armani!!!!!!!! And anyone wanna do me justice and talk about who is one of the most AUNTY friend u have anot?!?

Anyway, so I asked WHAT THE FARK the mktg mgr meant!?!?!?!?!? And the agent replied "They say u are too vain cos u have black nail polish... they don't understand why you must be so ATTRACTIVE when going for an interview... you must be very vain"

WTF rite!??!?!? Anyone wanna scream a WTF with me anot?!?!!?!

Hey... and wanna recall that I'm not interviewing to be a blardy teacher or school principle or prison warden anot?!?!? It's a MARKETING EXECUTIVE position to distribute IBM products ok!!!!!!!!!!!

Its like... damned wau lao I tell u!!!!!

You wanna say I am overweight and look like I cant stand long working hrs etc.. I still can excuse u. You want to say I look bimbotic cos my boobs too big, I can close one eye too cos I think that of myself sometimes.

But u wanna say I am vain cos I am too attractive for interview cos my nails are black when I am NOT interviewing to be a kindergarten teacher.... HEY!! REALLY!!!! GO AND RESOLVE YOUR OWN INSECURITY ISSUES man!!!!!!!

星期一, 3月 06, 2006

Fleeting Thoughts Today

  • I wish I can still blurt out 'My Man' when tsj talk about GY.
  • I wish I was holding some man's hand instead of the CF gym bag in my left hand.
  • If only I still have my uni year 1 haircut.
  • If only my Daimaru white towel isn't accidentally dyed patchy yellow.
  • If only I don't need to keep so many secrets for so many people.
  • Why must the blind man I help up the bus be Malay?
  • Should I get another tattoo?
  • Has jq been thinking about me?
  • How come my tiramisu turns icy along the edges?
  • What is my husband-this-lifetime doing now?
  • Why does my finders not suit fruity pink nail polish?
  • How come I can't name ONE favourite song?
  • How come I suddenly got so many junkmails from thissiterocks.xxxx.com?
  • Why does it feel like ah ma has never really left?
  • I haven't dreamt of the daughter in my dreams for quite a while now... wonder if she's grown.
  • Would I ever meet Kimi this lifetime?
  • Does the group account director from Publicist realise he is very very short?
  • Which is the man I have loved most in my life??
  • If I had been with Jeredine, maybe I'd still be with her now and be happier.
  • If only human can lay eggs too.
  • George Clooney is really quite gorgeous.
  • Thank god I'm not a man cos otherwise I'd be balding right now.
  • Have I liked Jeredine, Joycelyn, Nic or JQ more?
  • I wish I don't have to have nitemares about toilets.
  • What is going to happen next Tuesday?
  • Please do not let me fall in love with a man with a moustache!